Would an imbecile come up with this?
NORVILLE
Exactly. And I bet she's ugly.
Real ugly. Otherwise, why wouldn't
they print her picture next to her
byline?
AMY
Maybe she puts her work ahead of her
personal appearance.
NORVILLE
I bet that's exactly what she tells
herself! But you and I both know
she's just a dried-up bitter old
maid. Say, how about you and I grab
a little dinner and a show after
work? I was thinking maybe The King
and I --
Whap! Amy slaps him.
He stares.
NORVILLE
...How about Oklahoma?
NORVILLE
Exactly. And I bet she's ugly.
Real ugly. Otherwise, why wouldn't
they print her picture next to her
byline?
AMY
Maybe she puts her work ahead of her
personal appearance.
NORVILLE
I bet that's exactly what she tells
herself! But you and I both know
she's just a dried-up bitter old
maid. Say, how about you and I grab
a little dinner and a show after
work? I was thinking maybe The King
and I --
Whap! Amy slaps him.
He stares.
NORVILLE
...How about Oklahoma?






